Haiii uh so this isnt about the situation that has happened if you know, Im still collecting my shit for that </3

So im sorry about that

But I wanna talk about how I almost died last night XP

So fireworks, 4th of July, America, fun shit. But im not going to be here on the 4th so we started shooting fireworks on the 2nd

So we bought a bunch of probably illegal fireworks, fun shit and hey, the clerks gave us some free ones.

So first way I almost died was, I was driving my four wheeler, with a baseball bat, shooting off roman candles, while my sisters shot bottle rockets at me!1!1

So then we started shooting off illegal fireworks 5000 and they were small so I didnt expect much, but holy shit it was like fucking war. The fireworks were really strong and one almost killed my sister, they tipped over because there small and shot everywhere, it was great. My sister tackled me into the ground because the fell into me, she also rammed into a trash can XD

I set shit on fire with my lighter, (barely did anything) I scared the shit out the neighbors, got burnt like hell, and on the plus side, my dad gave me 200 bucks :3

ALL IN THE NAME OF AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅